两分钟幽默英语小故事

Lastweek,MrsBlackwenttoLondon.Shedidn’tknowLondonverywell,andshelostherway.Suddenlyshesawamannearabusstop.Shewentuptothemanandsaid,“Excuseme!Canyoutellmethewaytothehospital,please?”Themansmiled.Hedidn’tknowEnglish!HecamefromGermany.Butthenheputhishandintohispocket,andtookoutanEnglishdictionary.Helookedupsomewords.Thenhesaidslowly,“I’msorryIcan’tunderstandyou.”

上周，布莱克夫人去了一趟伦敦。她不太熟悉伦敦，结果她迷路了。突然她在一个公共汽车站附近看见一位男子。她急忙向这位男子走去，说道：“劳驾您一下！请您告诉我去医院的路，好吗？”这位男子笑了。他听不懂英语。他来自德国。但是他将手伸进了自己的衣袋里，从里面掏出了一本英语词典。他查找到了一些单词。然后他一字一句地说：“我很抱歉我听不懂你说的话。”

Foxandcock

Onemorningafoxseesacock.He

think,"Thisismybreakfast.''

Hecomesuptothecockandsays,"Iknow

youcansingverywell.Canyousingforme?''The

cockisglad.Hecloseshiseyesandbegins

tosing.Thefoxseesthatandcacheshiminhismouthandcarrieshimaway.

Thepeopleinthefieldseethefox.Theycry,"Look,look!Thefoxiscarryingthecockaway.''Thecocksaystothefox,"MrFox,doyouunderstand?Thepeoplesayyouarecarryingtheircockaway.Tellthemitisyours.Nottheirs.''

Thefoxopenshismouthandsays,"Thecockismine,notyours.''Justthenthecockrunsawayfromthefoxandfliesintothetree.

狐狸和公鸡

一天早上，一只狐狸看到了一只公鸡。他想：这是我的早餐。

他朝公鸡走来，对他说：“我知道，你能唱得非常好听，你能唱给我听么？濑户早妃”公鸡很高兴。他闭上眼睛开始唱歌。狐狸看到这些抓住它放到自己的嘴里走了。

在田地里的人们看到了狐狸。大喊大叫：“看，看！狐狸抓住公鸡逃走了。”公鸡对狐狸说：“狐狸先生，你能理解么？人们认为你叼走了公鸡。告诉他们这是你的，不是他们的。”

狐狸张开她的嘴说：“公鸡是我的，不是你们的。”就在那时，。公鸡跑到了树底下

2分钟英语小故事，简单易懂

Onceuponatime,therelivedamonkeyinthewoods.Themonkeyclimbedupthetreeandlookeddownattherivereveryday.

Oneday,themonkeysawfishermenthrowanetovertheriver.Hewatchedhowthefishermencaughtfish.

Sometimeafter,thefishermenleftthenetandwenttohavelunch.Then,themonkeyclimbeddownfromthetreeandwenttotheriverside.Themonkeywasplanningtothrowthenetlikethefishermendid.

2分钟儿童简短英文故事

TheLonelySock

Onceuponatime,therewasabluesock.Itwasaveryhappysockuntiloneday,itfounditselfallalone.Itdidn'tknowwhereitsmate,theotherbluesock,hadgone.Thebluesockwasverysadandfeltlonely.Itwasscaredbecauseitdidn'twanttobedifferentfromtheothersocks.

Thebluesocklookedeverywhereforitsmate.Itsearchedhighandlowinthecupboard,underthebed,andeveninthewashingmachine.Unfortunately,itcouldn'tfindtheotherbluesock.Thebluesockmisseditsfrienddearly.

Oneday,thebluesocksawalloftheothersockshangingtogetherinthecloset.Theywerealldifferentshapes,sizes,andcolors.Thebluesockfeltevenmorelonelybecauseitdidn'thaveanyonetohangoutwith.

Oneday,alittlegirlcameintotheroomandsawthebluesockallalone.Shepickeditupandsawthatitwasverylonely.Thelittlegirldecidedtotakeithomewithher.Shewasheditandhungitupintheclotheslinealongwithallofherothersocks.

Tothebluesock'ssurprise,itmetothersocksthatwerealsoalone.Therewasagreensock,aredsock,andevenarainbow-coloredsock.Theyallhungouttogetherandbecamegreatfriends!Thebluesockrealizedthatitwasnotaloneandthatithadotherfriendstokeepitcompany.

Fromthatdayon,thebluesockwasnotlonelyanymore.Ithadmanyfriendswholoveditjustthewayitwas.Thebluesockrealizedthatitdidn'thavetobeliketheothersockstobehappy.Itwashappybeingitself.

Thelittlegirlwashappytoobecauseshecouldseethatthebluesockwasnolongerlonely.Thebluesockwassurroundedbyfriendswholovedit,andthatmadethelittlegirlhappytoo.

Theend.